toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

swag-master-2000:

when did sleeping become the most and least important thing in my life 

mainssoleil:

omg 
My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument. Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear board of education, 
i am too

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?""Probably sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, an hour after my mother died, realizing we had to figure out what we were going to do for lunch."
shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed
realitypayne